If you should cause one I love harm You shall be blown like ant from arm No place shall you be safe and free Never look back, or you'll find me No weapon will be strong enough To protect you from a fate so rough Nor through time can you escape I'll be there, too, thou simple ape No price too high or distance far No iron gates, nor supercar Shall let you escape fast enough Punishment severe, unkind, rough No cries to Kr'shna, nor Allah will save Your punk posterior, I'll enslave I'll torture your mind, body, and soul No demon god will make you whole Scorpion stings upon your flesh Your heart will pump, your tongue will thresh Then with pliers, your tongue pulled out, Shall justice punish your evil clout As you scream unearthly cries Honey and ants go in your eyes In your ears, your privates as well Let you experience your own evil hell That you have forced on one I love This only a start from hand of my glove Within the pit the pendulum swings One notch closer, it clunks and sings Its shiny razor in candlelight glitters Closer and closer it swings and jitters As river rats tear your ghastly skin Some candiru to spine from within Each lash you've given, each threat you spoke Taken in account for your punishment, bloke No voodoo spell nor evil eye Shall protect you from justice's cry More torture shall your soul endure Than you thought possible from the pure Your soul into a black hole cast It's searing heat, your soul will lash Existing for eternity In a place it cannot flee Many punishments I've left out I'll let your mind wonder and doubt But know that volumes do exist For each lash given, not one shall be missed Your flesh shall be ripped from your face And each and every private place These warnings, heed, I do implore If you think Braveheart suffered, you're wrongly sore A warning I give only once Especially to abusive runts If you think these words seem sad Just don't anger me, I'm not even mad